What is this all about anyway, hu?

Before you subscribe, let me tell you a little about myself. My name is Marcel, I'm a brasilian/german developer living in Portugal for 23 years and I've been into development for more than 14 years.
This is going to be my first iOS app, and I'm really proud of it! We're currently on a private beta testing phase, and still closing some little holes on the shell. It's going to be a blast, if you ask me: it's an innovative, fun and attractive piece of software. And because we know how much you guys care about a fast, functional app, we still need some time to polish it up. In the meanwhile, and because we're so excited to tell you the news, we're going to release some information about this project exclusively to our subscribers until we launch.
So are you ready to subscribe? All right, than, let's do it!